? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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