we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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