I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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