I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
She's JV to your varsity
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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