This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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