Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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