the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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