On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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