Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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