He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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