Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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