i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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