Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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