Porn is love you can see.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Randomize
