I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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