Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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