I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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