I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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