we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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