I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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