you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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