Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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