we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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