Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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