That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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