Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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