I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
