She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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