this beer tastes like vomit already
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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