we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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