im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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