I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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