The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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