Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Boobs are out for the taking
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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