Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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