Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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