i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I have fence marks all over my body
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
