Don't you send me to vm
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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