problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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