dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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