I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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