Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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