And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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