Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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