we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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