playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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