is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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