I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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