Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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