IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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